tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61278622011-07-26T06:50:01.094-05:00my daily (or semi-daily, or weekly, bi-weekly, or semi-weekly) rants, raves, hysterical giggles, somber angst, or just plain drivel.untwirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10742804370172566865noreply@blogger.comBlogger621100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6127862.post-1100142533974920342004-11-10T21:05:00.000-06:002004-11-10T21:08:53.973-06:00

don't cry for rehnquist three words for this 'new-federalist': no great loss. read about his racist and anti-constitutional beliefs and rulings here.

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Justice Scalia, no surprise this is old news, but just like jeb's removing elected officials, its new to me! after quoting King James, he went on to say: "This is not the Old Testament, I emphasize, but St. Paul. One can understand his words as referring only to lawfully constituted authority, or even only to lawfully constituted authority that rules justly. But the core of his message is that

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the Brits have us pegged from The Mirror via Michael Moore "Were I a Kerry voter, though, I'd feel deep anger, not only at them returning Bush to power, but for allowing the outside world to lump us all into the same category of moronic muppets. The self-righteous, gun-totin', military lovin', sister marryin', abortion-hatin', gay-loathin', foreigner-despisin', non-passport ownin' red-necks, who

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tompaine.com says it all are there others like me who never knew that last year Jeb Bush removed an elected official!!?? a Democrat elections supervisor??? and then replaced her with a Republican (of course, duh). "It is well-reported that Broward County, Fla., failed to send out nearly 60,000 absentee ballots. What has not been nationally reported is that Broward's elections supervisor is a

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one, two ... oh my god review of the kick ass beastie boys concert, with me front and center, to be posted soon!

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green is me making smartass comments Mr. President, what do you say to someone in this country who has lost his job to someone overseas who's being paid a fraction of what that job paid here in the United States? BUSH: I'd say, Bob, I've got policies to continue to grow our economy and create the jobs of the 21st century. And here's some help for you to go get an education. Here's some help for

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while checkin out the swamplog and reading this article (blech~dont waste your time), i came across a great idea for encouraging people to vote. show your patriotism! pledge to have a votergasm on election night!

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ha! i love that they ask you this random question for your profile. here's mine: Come up with some possible band names for your group that features a washboard and a styrofoam tuba. Answers: bubbatub, itchy butt, riddle diddle, hoosegow i need to hear this tuba.

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here's somethin other than politics regarding the perkins-marks shindig a weekend ago: the party was so good- all the sleep deprivation of kerrville with none of the punk ass bitches. plus thais took me and jodi thru the swamp on a swamp boat with some swamp boots on. hell yeah. and as an unexpected bonus i got to make jodi scurred cuz we saw a snake! well, ashley saw a snake, but i used it.

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the poetry of dubya by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson MAKE THE PIE HIGHER by George W. Bush I think we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses. Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning? Will the highways of the Internet become more few? How many hands have I shaked? They

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On the Veep Debate Dick's Not-So-Secret Thoughts: What's good for Haliburton is good for America. Therefore, anyone opposed to Haliburton is opposed to America. We have a word for people like that. It starts with a T and ends in errorist. Edwards has stockpiles of sarin gas. I'm serious. And he's a damn trial lawyer. What are we gonna do next time -- fucking sue Saddam? That's right, I said

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here's a thoughtful take on the presidential candidates: kerry has a hugantic ginormous head which can barely fit on my tv screen. and then the other one, i will not say his name for fear of throwing up in my mouth a little bit, i am surprised that this guy can actually dress himself in the mornings. HE ALMOST DIED FROM A PRETZEL!!!!!!!! my god, we are being attacked by terrorists and troops are

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thanks to thais, i am once again bloggity bloggin. but, um, i haven't thought of anythin to say yet. i'm sure there's somethin ... gimme a minute

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i am consistently inconsistent. (i am accordantly capricious) (i am congruously discrepant) (i am predictably solecistic) (i am consonantly discordant) i got a new thesaurus! ------the highly selective thesaurus for the extraordinarily literate----- thank god no one is depending on this for their sole source of entertainment.

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osteopornosis: a degenerate disease.

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glibido: all talk and no action.

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videotap: the final step in breaking the spell while rescuing your child from a slack-jawed zone in front of the tv. or then there's ideotape: cassette full o' rhetoric

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Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

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today has been a day of caffeination! usually i drink one cup a day, if that. today i am finishing my second. i blame jodi. she's slowly turning me into a stepford wife. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

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my son's new business plan: "mommy, we could make things, like golden trophies, and sell them for $100 and then we would be rich. only they wouldn't be real, they'd be fake golden trophies and we'd sell them to all our friends." an evil genius. of course, he added as an afterthought, he wasn't talking for real, he was just saying what greedy people would do. gee...brain, what do you want

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i usually also eschew bullshit 'u r my friend' emails but this one rang true: 1. When you are sad,...I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue,...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, ........I'll know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared, ...I will nag you about it every chance I get.

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puns and i ... a love/hate relationship Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat minor. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. A backward poet writes inverse. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. enough!

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connor gets off a good one wonderful son, giving his mommy a backrub, when he comes across a sore spot. "ow, whats that?" i say. "it's just a pimple," he says, "or perhaps, it's a third nipple ..." if you're around the house chillin, go to thislife.org and listen to the archives. i heard this one at the end of a grueling 14 hour road trip to be with my mom for her neck surgery and i cried

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ok extra word today - i'm absolutely prolific poor baby girl anarra shade is STILL sick. spiking fevers, lethargy, delirium (more than usual) - for a month now and doctors dont know what the fuck. the latest cast of the bones and shake of the wiggle stick has determined that she might have juvenile arthritis and would be sent to a rheumatologist. hence the new word: rumortologist: the

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once again i am eschewing political news and only reading satire and low humor. i got into a drawn out email discussion with a member of the opposition in venezuela, and while he is well spoken and intelligent, he's spewing just as much propaganda as the government sponsored website. so, as i said, low humor: puns, dead baby jokes, whateva makes me chuckle. i love the onion. this weeks opinion

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it's a neighborly day for a beauty and me without a cool sweater and change of shoes. would you be mine? could you be mine? today's word is an affliction with which i am way too familiar. some may scoff, but this is a serious illness and i suffer daily from the slings and arrows of the uncool masses. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

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hooligans of the serengeti: its a sad story: latchkey calves stealin mom's smokes, experimenting with toads, getting into displays of superiority before the velvet is even off their antlers . . . today's word Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

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ok, hate to get serious but ... a big 'right on' to my man chavez for calling an asshole an asshole. just because he is a social reformer who doesn't want to see his country go the way of Argentina - balls held tightly in the loving hand of the wto - our boy bush is gonna make sure he listens to reason. well, thats not the only reason, of course venezuela has lots of oil. and chavez isnt too

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word, comin atcha! Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. would that include my padded bra? hmm...

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this is great even if i have nothing to say i can still post and look productive. today's word: Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

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ok this is a new idea and i make no promises about my intentions to post more often or be more funny or floss or clean things or organize activities or exercise or sleep more or sleep less or find inner peace or think globally or save the whales or even clean out the cat box. dammit. The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,

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at long last i have returned. not sure how productive i'll be - i've been pretty uninspired lately. maybe now that festivus is over i can regain both my faith in mankind and my ability to form complete sentences. maybe i should start smaller . . .

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yay!!!!! it's snowing!!!!! snow snow beautimous snow the harder it blow the frozer your toe

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the horror well, i made it to houston, saw the moma exhibit, but somehow it fell short. by the time i got to the hall my emotions had been so evoked that my ears were ringing. two loops and a long piece of yarn dangling were all that held me together (sorry about the crochet metaphor). so i didn't have much to spare. here's why: as we walked through the crosswalk from the museum to sculpture

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holla back to my friend pansy for the b-day shout out. you are a hip happenin sewing sorceress, dahlink!

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thais, you've created a monster i've crocheted 6 scarves, 2 purses, and a fucking armless dolly in the past week and a half. somebody stop me before i intentionally impale myself on a plastic hook.

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remember how i said i love me some michael knight? well, not quite as much as this girl . . . and gary coleman is a close second for most loved pop culture icon - but gar, mike, and kitt all together??!!?? too good to be true.

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quick, destroy the evidence! new orleans photos are in! we have "me and the hot redhead", "three drunk girls", and "the pope loves nutella!" (the last taken of a shop window near frenchman street)

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happy happy birthday to my super fabulous sister erin!!! i can't wait to see you! here's a pic of me and you after your first time in the smoky mountains.

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i want my moma! 200 pieces (Van Gogh, Seurat, Gauguin, Cezanne, Rousseau, Matisse, Braque, Kandinsky, Monet, Picasso, Chagall, Dali , Oppenheim, Duchamp, Rodin, Balthus, Pollock, Warhol, Lichtenstein, Guston, Richter . . .) from the new york museum of modern art are in houston until the end of the year!!! be there or be square (with an arm growing out of your head and your nose on your cheek).

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blingo is my name, yo got my fab gear blinky lights for my tire valve covers attached to my car today! now, mind you, this is no pimpmobile. its perpetually dusty, has bits of trim missing, and has a cranky driver's side window that protests its oppression by sticking halfway down in the car wash. maybe this is why its so dusty . . . anyway, included in the bangin' birthday gift from jodelia

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tickling my ivories heard on my local npr affiliate tonight that ruben gonzales died. what an incredible pianist, i just love that latin swing! and just look at that poonum!

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tree of death? can't decide what to do about the annual xmas tree question. you know the arguments: hate the needles, love the smell, blah blah blah. so i had pretty much decided to buy a potted pine and that way i could have it forever. then i remembered that i am infamous for my inability to sustain plant life. so, here's the dilemma: is it worse to kill one outright or to bring it home

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thoroughly swamped out . . . my adventure through the boggy bottom has come to a close. from drive-thru daquiris to near loss of consciousness, i ran the gamut for a birthday bon vivant. my dear and unendingly patient friend thais played the merry tripster along with her lovely husband wilson (the king of omeletes). (buy their incredible music!!) my eternal thanks to the gracious newlyweds

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hey, when you're on a small, overcrowded island, sometimes you get thirsty those wacky japanese a little peach flavoring and some ice go a long way! personally, i prefer mine warm . . .

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sleepyhead i was planning to get on last night and complain about what an insomniac i've been lately, but i passed out at 10:30. ha! that'll show me!

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rhinestone cowboy looking roadhard i guess this is the weekend for my "let's laugh at the dysfunctional celebrities" posts. glen campbell's mug shot should be his next album cover!

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you knew it was coming-sick michael jackson jokes! disclaimer: these are jokes i actually found amusing. no animals were harmed in the making of these jokes. they are simply the deranged thoughts of some truly sick individuals. god love 'em. What's the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson? One is white, made of plastic and dangerous for children and the other one you use to

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mini-me said while sipping juice through a straw, connor: "ah, all i need is a little umbrella"

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scary "mommy, i was going to hit you in the head with the golf club but i decided not to." me: "good decision."

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wah! had the oddest dream series last night i should have written it down when i woke up; i always forget. something to do connor having kids and me being dead - no, not dead, something worse than dead. . . alive, i guess! an iconic, stuggle with mortality. or maybe it was just a having a birthday next week, getting older, fork-in-the-road kinda dream. who knows? i barely remember it. all i

untwirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10742804370172566865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6127862.post-1070049263522520002003-11-28T13:54:00.000-06:002003-11-28T22:38:32.380-06:00

my kinda god create your own hilarious church sign! mine was good, but connor's is better

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gobble okay - the turkey day tragedies: cranberries - once they're dried, there's no turning back. lard pie crust - sounded like a bad idea from the beginning, ended in tears. lovely squash and red pepper puree - couldn't even drum up enough enthusiasm to finish making it. and worst of all . . . no pumpkin pie! (once again - lard pie crust) however, 2 pints of heavy cream and some chocolate

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surreal appeal "Each expression of the Line, Circle, Dot world opens the way to continuing growth and is, at the same time, a potential seed of evolution." one of my favorite living surrealists died last week. i discovered gordon onslow ford through my love of the tripped out work of roberto matta. ~pic~

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down on the white man i know it's sad, and i'm horribly insensitive, but goddamit it's funny! i didn't actually read the story, but the title made me giggle uncontrollably. albinos, the white minority . . . hey, whitey's got it hard, too.

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hours of fun "check out the big brain on brad"

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music to my ears: "mommy, i'm going to make your coffee today!"

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funny thing i heard at my friend's house "ian, help your sister find a pair of your underwear to put on her head, now!"

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taboo fondue a brie history of time i haven't explored this site yet - but the home page is too gouda to pass up!

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grow up heather, that's so '87 my 5 year old spends alot of time playing joust, defender, rampage, and spy hunter. no, i don't own a 1980's time-warp convenience store - thanks to shockwave classic arcade games are just a click away!

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ok this is pretty funny . . . or maybe its pretty late - well either way: looking for that perfect baby shower gift for your uptight christian sister-in-law? lord knows i was.

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rachel here ah, my own not-so-private idaho and you lucky people get to share it with me! being a virgin in blogville i have no idea where i'm going to start . . . so let's begin with the basics: i am vehemently opposed to capitalization. oh, i'm no zealot - it's fine for other people - just not me. so, suffice to say you won't find me pecking at the shift key anytime soon - sorry, tennessee!

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